Why do they call it a Harley? Because it harley ever works

I've been hallucinating your voice on and off all night, thanks to covid mixed with a little lasting psychosis from long nights of substance abuse. I know, i said i'd quit but it just helps with my writing, gives me a little edge. Anyway, having heard your voice again has brought tears to my eyes, makes me think you've come back to help guide us all through lifes trials and errors. Though i know you're probably up there in heaven, smoking weed and following your dick around after all the beautiful angels haha, surely heaven would let you have a vice or two after earning it in the physical realm eh? Don't rev your bike too loud either or you might annoy god himself, i know i sure as hell used to get annoyed when you would leave the garage open and rev your harley for twenty minutes at a time.

but seriously, i miss you man. I hope you're living it up in the sky waiting for all of us to join you once again.