42 M4F Your mother would love mešŸ™‚ ( your husband wouldn’t approvešŸ˜)

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42 | Married | Dad of two

Bearded, tattooed, mildly sarcastic… and probably better at flirting than I should be.

Most of my life is hockey rinks, soccer sidelines, and reheating the same coffee 3 times before I finish it.

I stay active because I enjoy it — not because I’m trying to outrun my 40s (that ship has sailed somewhere around my knees).

I look a little rugged… but I’m also the guy packing lunches and knowing exactly where everything is in the house.

Not here to complicate anything. Just looking for good conversation, a bit of tension, and someone who makes me check my phone more than I probably should.

If you’re also stealing quiet moments during the day with a coffee… we’ll get along just fine.

Tell me—are you more ā€œsweet and calmā€ or ā€œsarcastic and a little troubleā€?

Does pineapple belong on pizza? Yes or no

Posted Apr 3, 2026, 4:53 PM UTC

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