38 [M4F] #London #UK. These are a few of my favourite kinks…

These are technically kinks that I want to try, but iykyk.

3 things (kinks) because why not:

1. ⁠Hunting in the wild: as someone from the pre-apps generation, this is something I’m really keen to do again. I’m sure it’s still possible. Now given we’re connecting off Reddit, it won’t strictly be meeting in the wild but I’m sure there can be workarounds. Maybe we just agree a place and a broad time and turn up and see what happens. We may end up hunting someone else in the wild and thanking each other later.

2. ⁠Age-gap: I’ve always been with women 5 years either side of me. There’s a strong temptation to have a situationship with someone much older or younger. Maybe see what Leo DiCaprio is all about? My mental and emotional ranges are pretty wide so I’d love to experience a different worldview up close and personal. See what it’s like to be into you and then be in you.

3. ⁠The language barrier: what if we only spoke in tongues that the other doesn’t understand. And let our bodies and chemistry do that talking. I speak Parseltongue and you speak High Valyrian maybe? Or Bahasa and Swahili if we’re keeping it real. Meet for drinks, experience some very different sounds and if the vibe is there, then phones off, clothes off, fuck each other’s brains off.

Apart from having imaginative kinks, I’m fit, fun and a Dad based in SW London. Spontaneous, empathetic and witty. Lived all around the world and successful professionally. Member of both MENSA and the Mile-high club. And harbour dreams of becoming a best-selling author and an accomplished chef.

Bring on a kinky spring.

Because we kink, therefore we are.