[28/M] - Okay, the title may not be catchy, but give this post a read?

Okay, let's do this

Let's be honest, we're all bored here, probably lonely too. Maybe you guys have been ghosted multiple times by strangers as well. I'm going through some rough patch at this moment and I can't wrap my head around as to why it's called a toothpaste and not a teethpaste. I'm into books or should I say I've just started reading books, I read them on KINDLE. Yeah, yeah, bring out your knives and tell me it's blasphemous to read books on Kindle, I'll surrender. I'm quite introvert, I hate pineapples on pizzas, but I love coriander on pizzas tho. I don't mind a tomato cheese sandwich as well. Yeah, I have weird taste in food. You'd probably know more if you keep talking to me. There you go, you got another reason to text me and know about weird food combinations I like.

I do enjoy a beer on a cold winter morning and I stub my toe at the edge of a wall every alternate day and I tripped on a banana peel just this morning. Yes I'm clumsy, yes I'm stupid. But everyone in this world is a bit clumsy and stupid. Aren't they?

Anyway, I'm in the grocery store and I forgot to wear my belt and I'm typing this with both hands and I really don't want people behind me watching a horror unfold before them when my pants slip past my waist. So I'll see you on the other side?

Cheers