May I Send You A Birthday Card?

Personal Story

Hello, all you Lovely, Long Hauling Luminaries.

I was checking over my notes, and have come to the realization that I Forgot Your Birthday!

Aah! Please forgive me!

My only excuse is that

  1. I don't know when your birthday is

Because

  1. I may not actually even know you

Flimsy excuse, I realize.

But here I am, trying to make up for lost time.

I have a pile of birthday cards in my room, and would like to send one to YOU!

Some of you may already be aware that since the end of 2024, I have been sending periodic greeting cards filled with stickers and messages and assorted happiness to Long Hauling Heroes like You!

First I sent Christmas Cards

Then Valentines

Cards For No Particular Reason At All

Thank You Cards

Stickers Of My Face

Friendships Pins (Straight from the 80’s)

A COVID is Stoopid Coloring and Activity Card (my personal favorite)

And most recently, Craptons of Stickers!

So many cards. So many stickers. So many New Long Hauling Friends.

But back to your birthday...

Here’s how it works-

If you HAVE received a card from me before, then you are On The List and should receive your birthday card soon.

If you HAVE NOT received a card from me, but would like to get in on the fun- Its Super Duper Really Really Easy!!

Just DM me your mailing info and I’ll take it from there.

Now…

I understand that there can be a heavy sense of “Ew. CRINGE” surrounding the suggestion of giving your personal info to some goofball from Reddit.

Even if I double pinky promised not to try any funny business with your personal info, not everybody is comfortable with the idea.

Honestly, I get it. Stranger Danger.

One Long Hauler even threatened to Haunt me from the grave if I did anything unscrupulous with his info.

(Which seemed Firm but Fair.)

So as always, this is a No Pressure Post-

If you’re not cool with the idea- All good. We can still be friends.

But if you would like cards, stickers, handwritten messages and the promise of future funmail in your mailbox, send me a DM and I’ll add YOU to the list as well.

Anywhere in the world!

If you have the mailing address, I have the stamps.

See how easy that is?

So once again- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And a pinch to grow an inch.

I love you all

I see you all

I would hug you all if I could

Strength and Health

COVID is Stoopid

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Posted Apr 3, 2026, 4:56 PM UTC

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