Jethalal ki kismat ko maat degyi meri kismat

Pata Hai Aaj Kya Hua? technically kal but yeah,I had sleepover plans with my girls last night. Yes, the sleepover included drunk gossiping, movies and all that stuff. Mummy ko classes ka jhooth bolke , hostel ek din pehle aane ka socha. I was already feeling lowkey guilty ke mumma ko jhooth bolke jaarhi hu, otherwise they wouldn't have allowed me to go back. Par esa lgra tha ke bhagwan bhi nahi chahta tha ke main party sharty karu😭😭

Woke up at 8 to catch a bus, usually it takes no more than 10 minutes. But bhai kal?? aisi kismat ke I stood there for good 50 minutes but koi luck nahi. Aisa nahi ke buses nahi thi, buses thi, but sab filled to the brim, classic indian stuff. Log baahr latak rahe the genuinely, 15-20 such buses went by. Usually this is never the case, buses bhari hoti hai but atleast there's some space to stand. Finally around 8:50 I catch a bus, khadne ki jagah thi, but university pohnchana zaroori tha doesn't matter. If that didn't help, I was squished between middle aged men, jisme peeche wala kabse ghoor rha tha and was in full attempt to grab a chance to harass me. Thankfully physical harassment se bachgyi thi mn. I usually start booking for uber 15 minutes before I reach my stop, taa k I just get down and get into the cab. Did the same, uber book hogyi, got down on the stop and ussi time uber wala cancel krgya. Booked again this time put all the rangers to work, uber rapido and ola, 5 baar cabs hui, 5 baar mere moonh pe cancel hui vo bhi wait krwa ke. Stop pe khade 40 minute ho chuke the, finally ek uber auto book hua, I was like finally!!!! Auto mn baithi, 5 minute auto chali, and boom auto ka tyre punctureee!!!!! I was already dead enough and then had to stand in the scorching heat for 20 minutes waiting for auto wale bhaiya to change the tyre and finally usually Jo safar 1 ghnte ka hota hai use 3:30 ghnte mn poora krke mn hostel pohnch gai :D