Your Neighbor's Wife Agrees to Be Your Prom Date

I need some insight. My husband has always teased me about being unconventionally attractive (not your avg guy's ideal pick). It's not something I take offense to cuz he's emphasizing that his love for me goes beyond my appearance.

So I was stunned when the boy across the street asked me to be his date for his HS prom, before he left after pulling whatever he needed from the garden.

(context: We have yard space we're not using and the family across the street has a green thumb so they grow vegs/fruits on our land and share a portion with us)

And I was thrilled to playfully rub it in my husband's face--that someone as handsome as this boy finds me hot enough to show me off as his arm candy! But halfway thru my text I thought about it...

Maybe telling my husband would defeat the purpose of him asking me in confidence.

Maybe he's bringing me to make a girl he knows jealous.

Maybe he even has expectations about how a night like that should end.

And these maybes made me recall a few past occasions that possibly meant more to him than I considered at the time:

1. I sat on his lap during a ride back home after traveling fair came to town and tied up all the taxi drivers. But he was so natural & blasé about it that it didn't feel weird in the moment. Weird would've been him sitting in my lap (he's quite a bit larger than me).

2. He and his mom came by (garden) while I was watching a movie as my hair dried. So while his mom was out back, he plopped down on the couch with me and placed my feet on his lap and rubbed them. This felt rly good and the popcorn I was eating was cheese-flavored so when he joked about not being able to tell which of the two was cheesier, I got a hearty laugh out of it. Nothing about this was alarming to me.

This post has gotten long enough so I'll just cut to the chase: If this was you...

Would you be expecting to get lucky on your (well, OUR) prom night?

Does this young man want me to cheat on my husband?

...Should I shave?

In all seriousness, I don't live in a state where this is illegal so if you were in his place and you wouldn't be satisfied with just a blowjob, please say so.

Cuz depending on your feedback, I'd rather back out of the entire ordeal early enough that he finds a replacement. And we can keep our relationship intact.

I don't do well under sexual tension so knowing myself, I'd fold in the heat of the moment if he communicated any extra interests. And since I can't see myself successfully hiding anything beyond some head (giving/receiving), he'd be the one to suffer the most.

We're ALL enjoying this garden arrangement. It's been very fruitful even in a nonliteral sense. My refusal to his invitation could possibly sour that, so I'd rather say yes (and for other reasons). But not if my husband ends up hating my guts for more than a week or so.

I'm more than happy to be used as arm candy to stir the pot between him and an ex GF or whatever. I can even see myself doing the footjob thing, if that's what he was secretly into (which is ridiculously playful enough to not feel any guilt over).

But if he's actually hoping to jump my bones and take things all the way... without being capable of hypnotizing me to forget what we did together, I'll just end up telling on myself if my husband decides to press me.

And that won't work out too well for either of us.