[M4F] - TGIFFF at the Biker Bar Bukkake night

The extra two Fs stand for face-fuckin', as if you had to ask.

Far as I'm aware, nobody quite knows how this little tradition got started. Sure, there's always been a biker gal that's willing to get down on her knees and take a few for the team—maybe some young wild thing looking to make her bones, or someone's old lady who just appreciates the taste of a well-lubed gear shaft. But how the outsiders came in? That I don't rightly know.

Maybe it was some fresh-divorced thirty-something piece of ass, stumbling across a bad bar on the outskirts of town and looking to make her ex-husband crazy. Maybe it was some boardroom ball-buster, sick of making decisions and looking to be told what to do for a while. Whatever it was, word gets around.

These days, there's barely a weekend you don't see at least one gal down on the floorboards with a whole circle of dicks around her, ski-polin' a pair while she tries to keep the rest happy with her mouth. Sometimes you get a pack of college chicks coming through on a dare, or a bachelorette party who decided that mani-pedis and mojitos wouldn't be enough of a sendoff to married life. Once in a while, you get the real shy, retirin' type: some butter-wouldn't-melt type who wants to get her glasses spackled and her numbers up.

Whatever the deal, we're pretty accomodatin'. Ask anyone you like, this bar's always been full of pricks, and however much whiskey we get into on a Friday night, enough of them are hard to show a lady a good time. If you want a polaroid for your private collection—or to add to the collection behind the bar—that's fine, but otherwise there's no CCTV and the phone-camera-free policy is, let's say, aggressively enforced. Whether you want to get glazed like a donut or face-fucked to next Friday, that's just fine by us.

So how about it, baby? Ready to take a few for the team?

(Probably obvious what you should expect here, but the degree of roughness/name-calling/humiliation you'd like is entirely negotiable. This is available if it's up.)