52 [M4F] #Chicago - Smoke Out; Eat Out
If there are two things I've given up ever doing with my partner: they are getting high, and cunnilingus.
It's a mild tragedy (to me anyway) because at the end of the day there's no single sexual act I enjoy more than giving head. To put it succinctly: I'd rather go down on a muffin than fuck nine times out of ten.
I'm looking for the kind of stoner who'd climb a big old married guy like a jungle gym and cum on his beard. That's it. I just really miss the joy of foreplay and need someone to get stoned with. A pillow-princess who'd let me touch, toy and tongue her to multiple and frequent orgasms.
I'm not looking for reciprocation. We don't have to get naked.
- Dead bedroom. Big teddy bear. Shaved head. Full beard.
Posted Apr 4, 2026, 1:17 PM UTC
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