Make Maps Great Again!

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Make maps great again, folks! We used to have BIG maps, believe me! I remember those days! Sumeru! Tremendous place! Beautiful people there, folks! And the map? So BIG! We got forests, swamps, caves, mushrooms, and oh, the HUGE trees! Just wonderful! And the desert! Some didn’t like it, who cares? I loved it! BIG desert! The pyramids? HUGE, folks! The underground? I lied, I wasn’t a fan! But the lake of the two dead archons? Just beautiful, folks! And the eternal oasis! My favorite!

Fontaine? Looks small at first, but guess what? I can go under the sea! And I loved it, believe me! Can you ask more? Under the sea, folks! Under the sea! Fishes! Seals! Ann! Jellyfish! Crabs! Even the ghost ship and the ray!

Now let's talk about Natlan. To be CRUELLY honest, not a fan! Those cliffs feel like Hoyo is pushing me to buy Natlan characters! I HATE it! I don’t want to be a dragon! Graffiti on the landscapes? What’s going on? Leave nature alone! But hey, the flying ship of the old king? BREATHTAKING! It gave me those early Halo vibes! And that secret city of dragons in the volcano? Very HOT!!!

Now, nod krai, folks. I love the map design! So cute and beautiful! The animals are cute too!! But let’s think about this. How many new maps in nod krai version? Twice! I’m not lying! ONLY Twice in more than half a year! But that's not the problem. The maps are TOO SMALL! What is this? A kids’ playground? Like some time-limited event map? Took each version THREE DAYS to 100%! folks! Even tried to enjoy it slowly! We need BIG maps again, folks, BIG maps! Snezhnaya is a BIG BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY! I know Tsaritsa personally. Beautiful Woman! Her country is cool too! Very cool and cold! MAKE MAPS GREAT AGAIN!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. good night😪

Posted Apr 4, 2026, 1:20 PM UTC

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