\[Intro\]

\[Verse\]

That Sunday, brother, there was a crowd right up to the gate,

Choirs singing like in paradise, total.

The pastor raised his hand, “God bless your activities!”

Everyone ran with faith and security.But behind there, two shady guys are sitting, sunglasses on,

Two gangsters coming to “give thanks”… odd.

One says: “Don’t worry, we’re here to taste the communion.”

The other replies: “Amen, we’re going to try the little cookie of forgiveness!” 😅ChorusNot today, brother, not today!

Those cookies aren’t for little thugs!

Even the Lord must laugh a little bit,

When he hears their nonsense from heaven!Not today, brother, not today!

Eat slowly, bless your life!

If you think it smells like sin,

Maybe they want to baptize you! 💦Couplet 2While they chew, one makes a face,

“Hey brother, what’s this taste, feels like bad luck!”

The other laughs, whispering:

“Bro, you might have just eaten… the bottom part! 🤣

If it’s the body of Christ, avoid the bad bits,

And pray first before you bite through all of it!”While at the back, Marcel stood up,

The coffin salesman, dressed up again.

The pastor shouted: “Oh Lord, not yet!”

And the choir sang: “Sit down first!” 🙏ChorusNot today, brother, not today!

We want to dance, not resurrect!

Between gangster, coffin, and host,

This church service is stand-up sanctified! 😂Bridge \[spoken, Fally comedy style\]“Hey Pastor, frankly this Sunday was a full movie right!

The gangsters tasted Jesus, the coffin salesman wanted to bless death…

Even the angels changed channels up there!

Lord, when you come back, first warn on WhatsApp right! 📱😆Chorus finalNot today, brother, not today!

Let God breathe, be nice!

When heaven sees this church from here,

Even the saints make “😂Amen 😂!”

Not Today Brother (NTB )