Mods candidates - Submit your program here!

I am officially submitting my candidacy to become a moderator of this subreddit.

Here is my groundbreaking, never before seen program:

• Bring back actual pinned guidance posts for buyers (the previous ones have mysteriously vanished 🙁 )

• Reduce vendor spam (bold concept: real, unbiased opinions. I know, crazy)

• Allow factories to post new products (so we can at least know what’s actually new)

• Bring peace to the world (working on it, no promises)

• Invent a pill that gives you a huge dick (priorities matter)

That’s it. No fluff. No fake expertise. No affiliate links disguised as “reviews.”

Vote for me. Or don’t. I’ll probably still be around anyway.