26 [M4F] #Iowa/Online Okay, I'm in the rough, now where's my diamond?

Hey ladies!

I apologize for using the corny title, it's the best I could come up with for now.

But anyways.... are you tired of talking to people on here that have the personality of a paper plate? Well, me too!

If you're looking for a guy that's here to have fun, be funny, flirt a little, poke a little fun, have genuine conversations, and maybe catch some feels. Then what are you waiting for? Hit my DMs!

Honestly though, if you're not into being funny, or take yourself too seriously, then keep er' moving. I'm a big social butterfly kind of guy, and live off of witty banter. However, I'm also capable of having deep grounded conversations. You never know which one you're going to get with me!

I don't want to fizzle out right away. I'm a slow burn kind of guy. I much prefer to get to know someone, vibe with their personality and see where things go naturally. I want you to be the reason I smile at my phone like a moron. I'm also not a fan of people that can't take a little joke, can't appreciate dark humor, get offended over being called a "shit head", or people that can't hang with my randomness.

Can you put your feelings into words? Can you openly express what you're after with this sort of thing? Are you big on communication? If you said yes to those, then I'm still waiting for you to smash that chat button!

But I guess you probably want to know about me.

I'm 26 and married with two kids (one of each). I'm a short king w/ blonde hair, blue eyes, a short beard, glasses and I'm also tattooed. I do have a dad bod, but I'm not huge by any means (HWP). I'm also a man in uniform (if you're into that sort of thing). I think I'm a catch! Who knows? Maybe you'll think so too. Only one way to find out. Smash that mf chat button!

I look forward to hearing from you! Especially if you're short, witty, tattooed and have a great personality!