36 M4F We're already going to hell, why not mess with the thermostat? #Midwest #Minnesota #CST

Hello, my name is....ha kidding, OPSEC. On this episode of cheaters anonymous, we see the revolving door, Larry Looker asking for pics, Breadcrumbing Brad wondering why he's being ghosted, Nudes Nelson sitting on his toilet ready to fire off a dick pic, Tepid Tammy who claims that her life is awful and wants an affair, Revengful Rachel who caught her husband in an affair and its her time to shine ready to go on a harder tear than the bulls in the 90s, and Self Esteem Susan just wanting validation. I've probably been all of these at somepoint, but this is a weird world and we just have to live in it at times.

I'm a married dad from the twin cities. As tumultuous as this can be, we're here, let's make it fun. I want the feels, maybe some unhinged decisions. Maybe its you asking for a random pic and I have to sneak away, maybe its you who has to sneak off to listen to a voice note. I want the roller-coaster. Anything other than that isn't a success in this. I'm in finance and have blue eyes; sorry I'm not 6'5" nor have a trust fund, but I take care of myself.

I'm a blue collar guy at heart even if in finance. I grew up with cheers bars with sticky floors in my home town, hoping I'd win the backstrap in the meat raffle while drinking my captain coke from a plastic cup trying to alter my life playing pull tabs after fishing all day. I like the simple things in life. Flashy things are nice but in this life it doesnt matter.

I love the gym and lifting. It's how I compartmentalize doing this. That said, theres a balance in life. I love my creamy carbs and my fatty medium rare red meat. I also love staying active playing various sports but I can cement myself on the couch and doomscroll tiktok with the best of them. Speaking of, I feel like you can learn a lot from someone's algorithm so here are a couple of my tiktok "my's"

My hype song - Watch the world burn

My therapy song - Not ready to make nice lol

My type of woman - brunette with tattoos with a dash of blondes mixed in

My city - San Diego

My sense of humor - Dark

I am hopefully to find someone near my age with a dry and dark sense of humor. Someone's whos been through it and tired and wanting to take a chance, maybe we're it. My type is definitely a little touch of working mom and elder emo.

We'll see, hopefully I find my match