42M4F Married doctor at a wedding looking for someone articulate to be sneaky with

The title says it all. I’m at a wedding. Wildly horny after months of good behavior. Help me not do something I shouldn’t in real life, by whispering naughty things to each other while we absolutely shouldn’t.

6’0 jet black hair, brown eyes, athletic build, thick beard and strong hands that need to be put to work.