I want to become a better player, and I want to do it so that I can eradicate everyone else.

To no one’s surprise, using Clash blaster this afternoon was in fact much worse than using any other weapon i could use.

I want to keep watching squid school… I want to keep learning.. I want to keep learning so that I can other players in this game…

Playing the objective and finally being a helpful teammate is actually a goal I have…

But I seem to find splatting players much more satisfying than actually playing the game.

I hate the other players, I hate them because they are much more skilled at this game and I physically cannot perform against them at anything.

I am so beyond tired of having to match against splatoon players in 2026, people just want to be better at the game too much and now I just can’t play…

I want to play and I want to do it to fight all of you…

None of you deserve to be spoken to like this, you don’t deserve to be bullied and constantly attacked in your favorite game, and i’m going to do it anyways…

I hate splatoon players, I hate them, because nothing is ever enough and never will be enough…

Lose your auto insurance, tank your credit score, get arrested, I don’t know I just seriously don’t like you…

I don’t want to play Salmon run, those matches take too long…