35 [M4F] turning 35 sucks

So my birthday is coming up soon and I don't really want to celebrate it alone (if you know what I mean). to be transparent, it's been a while since the last time so was hoping to meet someone who's up for it (ons, fubu, fwb).

about me:

34 (turning 35)

5'10" to 5'11" a bit of a dad bod (some are into that I think)

gwapo according to some (no it's not my mother...)

has different types of humor (depending of the company I guess)

can host, can't drive

about you:

25 to 28 (personal preference)

at least 5'4" but not a deal breaker (though might be mistaken for my kid jk)

slim to average bmi

similar taste in humor

if interested, feel free to dm me with your best joke and a pic (better if pic included). if I like the joke, will reply