How I accidentally made a woman close down her shop permanantly as a teenager
Okay, this is a funny memory to look back at now but I also feel so guilty that this poor woman had to close our shop because me and my friends were stupid AF. We laugh about it now, but whenever I remember it I always get a punch in the gut feeling.
So, me and my friends were fourteen to fifteen at the time. We got this stupid idea to prank call, like every teenager does. So I do it on my phone and turn off my caller ID to find some small shops to say some stupid crap to. We find this one small Fish n' chip shop that I call, waiting for her to reply. I always had to speak on the prank calls because all my other friends could not do it without laughing the whole time while trying to speak.
When this woman answers, I say in some low deep voice, "Exuse thy, may I have some clit and chips." And this woman replies with multiple racial slurs before hanging up on us. Really funny memory. My friends find it so funny we make it our sole mission to prank call her every week for two months.
We say some weird joke, she insults us, we laugh. But at one point, my friend Oscar decides to sit near her shop and prank call her to see her reaction in real life. But, does not go to plan as we say our little joke and she begins to yell racial slurs SO LOUD that it echoes through the whole street. By the way, she is in between a KEBAB shop and a CHINESE. So they call the police on her and we watch her get arrested because they thought she had directed it to them.
So, uh yeah. Hope you have a good easter she, hes and theys.
Posted Apr 5, 2026, 10:21 AM UTC