“Fluent in sarcasm” and other terrible, overused OLD jargon

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Fluent in sarcasm

Witty banter

Partner in crime

Work hard, play hard

Extroverted introvert

[# countries traveled to] and counting

My kids are my world

Stops to pet all the dogs

Allergic to [some personal attribute]

Any comment re men with fishing pics/mirror selfies