What is your Wow confession? Mine is a cat story

I go first:

When I do really stupid stuff in groups or raid pugs like failing the Vael fear, I just chat "Sorry my cat ran through :(". They do tend to say "No problem better luck next time." more often than not. Sometimes they ask for it's colour, age or anything else in public or private. Sometimes it's an "okay but lock it out next time". An immediate kick after sending out this sentence is not the most probable consequence anymore.

I don't even have a cat but they are more understanding and I experience way less kicks and more success because of more tries.