What's the most ridiculous behavior of your pwBPD?

I mean something that looking back is so pathetic/outrageous/unreasonable it's hilarious.

I'll start. My ex got so upset by me changing my mind and not wanting to do a certain sexual roleplay with her, that she needed to call her mom and ask her to leave in the middle of the shift to comfort her. A grown-ass adult. I can't believe I apologized instead of laughing in her face. ​