Vox tek weekly news!

Hello dear viewers! Let’s not waste a second and get into..the news!

Giant goo monster strikes back with his..beef! Against New York’s spider woman! Who’s actuallyyyyyyy Mary jane! YOU GO MARY JANE! ahem- he plans to Sue her blah blah-

FIGHT CLUB! We all love a good fight club right? One opened up! With a..guy going by Spellslamzer! Does he…like slam spells?- no? Then why is he called- …….okay-

ANYWAYSSSSS

a bandicoot CRASHED into Manhattan this week! What did he do?! Who knows?! Where is he?! Who knows!! What do we know?! He likes screaming woah a lot- must have been impressed with..VOX TEK! Trust us to make you say woah!

And that’s all folks!