37 [M4F] Houston Feel Like You've Been Struck by Lightning

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The great British philosopher Roy Kent once said "You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine."

I am looking for someone interested in blurring the line between FWB and accidently falling for each other. I am looking to find someone who wants to share in the feeling of mutual obsession and where every conversation, no matter how mundane feel like lightning and breaks up the day to day drudgery by putting a big stupid smile on our faces.

Me:

I am single, witty and very sarcastic once the ice is broken.

I am 6ft, brown hair and blue eyes.

Chemical Engineer

I enjoy Audiobooks and enjoy talking books

Videogames/Movies/TV Ect

Baking

Kinks tend to focus around exhibitionism, if you want to know more just ask

In a perfect world we click and we go through the days excited to see when the next message comes though...

An outlook calendar full of meetings for the day with the captain "Save me from this hell today"

A new book obsession and why I should read it

A picture of the partially finished craft you are working on

A sneaky dirty pick deliberately sent at perfect timing for maximum awkwardness for the receiver

A picture of cookies I just pulled out of the oven that I will taunt you with because you are too far away to try them.

An invite to play some online games together

5 reasons why we should go to Dollywood together (Can you beat amusement park and log cabins?)

Posted Apr 6, 2026, 12:57 AM UTC · locked

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