Come On Eileen (1982 Version)

This rando song popped into my head this morning. I told my wife I had "Come On Eileen" stuck in my head but I can't listen to this song without thinking of the obvious "Come" on Eileen suggestion. (Spelling it different so I don't get banned). How can it not sound that way to anyone else? My wife said, nobody thinks of it that way and called me a perv.

I think I saw a movie a long time ago that validated that thought. Clerks maybe?

Does anyone else think that this song is about something they are not saying outright? Or am I the 50 YO perv my wife says I am. "Inquiring minds want to know".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A