Hi I’m here to complain about something stupid again teehee image is unrelated, art is by PoeyPepto on YouTube.  

I am so 

So 

So tired

Of trying to play match making. 

Right now, it feels like every single distractor and extractor has been replaced with 3-4 bassies every round and it’s making every round DRAG ASSSSS bc she’s a slow ass extractor. Besides this, Inevitably, one of them ALWAYS tries so distract, even when there are several much lower stealth toons playing with them and then getting mad when they take twisteds on accident. 

You’re playing with a Vee, a Yatta and a Finn and a Rodger in your team, Bassie #3, I’m sorry we keep taking your twisteds but we have low stealth, you’re distracting in the middle of the map and YOUR STATS SUCK FOR DISTRACTION OUTSIDE OF SPEEEEEEDDD RAHHH 

Even from what I’ve seen, even GOOD distractors stuggle to distract efficiently with Bassie because:

It needs to be done in a small, typically enclosed space 

You need very specific trinkets which make you otherwise essentially useless to your team in the event the others do die 

It’s based on items and your teammates either being on call with you or everybody being able to communicate well enough to not have people accidentally steal your items. 

At this point I’d almost rather not have a distractor then Bassie distract most of the time. 

I miss my pebbles, goobs and looeys </3 

anyways yeah teehee I love complaining on the internet about stupid things. 

Just because it’s Easter doesn’t mean you should try to distract as Bassie