"There's this weird lady with horns that comes and bakes me cookies, she's always talking about atonement and stuff."

Naruto dragged Sasuke and Sakura to his apartment after the scheduled team training, why? because he was bored and wanted company, he even cleaned up for this.

When they got there, Sasuke and Sakura saw that Naruto had several plates holding different types of cookies.

"Naruto, I didn't know you can bake.."

"I can, but not cookies."

"What?"

"I bake pies and cakes, not cookies though, too hard."

"Then did you get these from a bakery, they're damn near fresh."

"Nah, my grandma made em."

"What."

"Dobe, you have a grandma?"

"Technically."

"What do you mean 'technically' either you do or you don't."

"Well if you wanna get specific, there's been this weird lady with horns that's been raising me for like six years now, she's always talking about atonement and she bakes me cookies."

"Naruto, do you eat this amount of cookies regularly?"

"Not regularly, only on weekends."

"And how do you stay so FUCKING slim?!"

"Sakura, one, calm down it's not that deep. And two, genetics and I run around a lot so it evens out."

"I'm going to stran-"

"Dobe, where is your grandma now?"

"Don't know, she always disappears during the day, did you after she appeared my orphan fund was raised, before I became a Shinobi that is and it was cut off."

"And you don't find that suspicious?"

"I do, but I like her and she bakes cookies. So I'll turn the other cheek."

"How are you do calm about this?"

"Because if she wanted to kill me or something, she would've already. Anyway, cookies and board games?"

"Y'know what? Sure."