The Bottomless Café 

So-called for the endless supply of milk-based drinks and coffees and the establishments pride on never, ever, being sold out of a product… oh, and the company uniform that left employees wearing nothing below the waist. The menu is lush, wrought with everything from the most basic lattes with your choice of milk, added right at your table, all the way to the more extravagant choices of baked goods prepared and filled with the utmost care by expert help who… yeah, they stick their dicks in the donuts, I don’t know what you were expecting.

Look, this has been rattling around in my head for a while, and I need to get it out into the world for someone else to see. My hope is for someone else with an ounce of creativity to pop in and want to help shape the vague ideas I have into something more cohesive, as I don’t have a “plot” per say. This concept is just a coffee bar mixed with an incredibly sex-positive and free-spirited hooters take. 

I’m sort of picturing patrons and staff being handsy and open to oral in public spaces, but still being coy or cagey about outright intercourse in public. Not that it doesn’t happen, but no one’s just grabbing a waitress and bending her over the table mid-service. She’s got tables to serve, and other patrons don’t want their conversation overrun by a wailing server as they knock over furniture. The more hardcore stuff would happen on breaks, in the bathrooms, before and after shifts, or during other downtime, off the main floor. Staff would likely be flirting with each other to generate interest, and I could see patrons coming as small groups to tease their shy friend who gets flustered easily when asked if they want to “milk” their own creamer, and similar small stories.

Overall, I’d say I’m most interested in the world being just inexplicably female, futanari, and effeminate male. I tend to be quite varied (I think) in my tastes for people, but I try to gravitate away from average characters, give me tropes, or types, or various other interesting features to work with. And as for “effeminate men” I define that anywhere from the femboys who could pass as female if they tried to (though they do not have to) all the way through hairless “twunks”, the sort of man who looks like if a himbo got a bit of the fairy dust on him and went a little stereotypically “gay” in the old Hollywood way.

Some entirely unfiltered ideas of mine:

* A server with a “hair trigger” problem, so much so that a hard spank could trigger a waste of “cream”
* A server with a production problem taking some medication with side effects that may or may not infect the drinks they make
* A server having trouble with getting “backed up” sometimes and churning/overproducing, and getting help from other staff between breaks 
* Patron and serve recognizing each other from some time ago or a past relationship, but not until they’re already right at the stage of “tableside service”
* Taking care of a rude customer, or a “Karen”, with the most porn logic answers possible
* Fantasy edition? How does different race milk taste? Does that mean enticing certain races to work with different benefits? Or are others more popular, creating hierarchies?
* Sci-fi edition? Modifications for androids as the servers? Swappable components and parts for things like seasonal drinks or limited time options?

I tend to write 2-4 detailed paragraphs per response, frequently hitting the 2k character limits in most services. I like to roleplay off of Reddit, as chat just doesn’t handle big setups like this as well, but start by sending me a chat with some basic information about you, and at least some idea for a scene or two that is unique or all your own, preferably.

My Kinks and Limits are pinned to a post on my profile, it’s cleaner and far more detailed that way.

Fu4Fu/F/Fb - The Bottomless Café, an open ended sex positive prompt about cumplay in a horny "milk" bar