times ive gotten the “ick”

remembered this ancient trend. here is my contribution:

- said he was born prematurely and so had bad vision and had had a stroke when he was 20

- clasped his hands in a feminine manner

- said “dear god” as he looked over my naked body

- jittered his head while he talked

- kept on telling me (like 30 times in an hour) how much he liked me

- texted me good morning and goodnight every night

- said his life goal was to leave behind a legacy and a family

- had chapped lips

- was riding a guy of hispanic descent and he suddenly looked super mexican

- started crying over a country song and he said “this one’s for our american truckers.. best people in the country” (???)

all different guys btw, not one just very annoying one

happy bad monday!

labster