[Futa4F] Hermione’s Affair
I would like to preface this with a big old FUCK JKR, FUCK LORD MOLEDMORT, FUCK HER AGENDA AND FUCK GIVING HER ANY MONEY. Want to make it as explicit as possible that I’m not supporting that witch queen in any capacity. May the franchise crash and burn, and may her name be forgotten.
So. Why am I using the IP for smut? One: Because she’d hate it. Two: Working out the old childhood crush on Emma Watson and Hermione. Three: Extreme Boredom and ADHD clashing.
So here we are.
I am looking for someone to play Hermione, obviously. And Hermione is…ongoing to have an affair with another witch, who I’d be playing. Probably an OC, but if you can make a case for a canon character I’ll play her instead.
Let’s call the setting a loose AU of sorts. Voldemort defeated, the golden trio finished their education and moved into adulthood. Hermione’s been extremely successful! S.P. E.W is picking up steam, she’s introduced a series of charms/spells into the wizarding world inspired by her muggle heritage, and now she’s back at her old stomping ground of Hogwarts to teach the next generation. She married Ron, and helped pull the Weasley clan out of their perpetual poverty. She’s done it all!
…but she can’t help but feel. Bored? Unfulfilled? Wanting something different?
Essentially. Hermione peaked early, and had the “now what?” phase in her life. She peaked, and now she’s burned out. And with Ron off doing god knows what(can be discussed if he’s a bastard/neglectful, or just underwhelming), she’s lonely. Lacking that fulfillment. She never really sowed those wild oats. Never did anything crazy.
…and her eyes are starting to wander.
At the end of the day, this is a prompt about two teachers screwing behind the scenes. It just has the wizarding world coat of paint. Hermione’s eyes are gonna wander, and her heart’s gonna be beating like crazy for someone on staff.
I technically have two options here. One’s a little spicier than the other. Each go in different directions.
The first option for my character is Lilith Ashburn. Quidditch coach, and potions teacher. Bit of an eccentric, knows an absurd amount of wand-less magic, washboard abs, inked and pierced all over. The students enjoy the class! And enjoy quidditch/flying lessons!
She’s alternative, but relatively normal and well adjusted. Might have Hermione try some magic stuff in the sack, but is just as likely to be a sounding board for her issues/marital woes. Doesn’t really give a shit that she’s sleeping with someone’s wife, but cares enough about Hermione herself. Low key.
Second option. Well. More smut heavy, not gonna lie. Anwen Oakes. Black/Native American. Either Hermione is teaching overseas at the Canadian Wizarding School, or Anwen’s in Europe. Anwen’s an ex quidditch pro turned teacher. History of Magic. Has that. Mysterious, predatory feel to her. Maybe Hermione has a repressed BBC kink?
Basically. This has more of the exciting, bad boy allure, that’s also more physical. Hermione’s getting gaped by a she-dick so bad she’ll walk funny and have a sore jaw. Something that’s more physical than emotional. But makes her feel some mixture of depraved, desired, and despicable.
…yeah that’s it. Technically they’re two of my Marvel OCs(A Maximoff and a Ghost Rider) slightly changed, but those are the options.
Nothing here is set in stone. Maybe it’s at Beauxbatons of Drumstrang, maybe it’s because of a divorce that she’s acting out. Maybe there’s an age gap.
But the core remains. Vows are broken, Hermione’s gonna be a bad person for once. That’s it.
With that in mind. Magic/potions during sex is something to consider? Everything from body modification/transformation, to someone duplicating themselves, stuff like that.
…I know the IP is rancid, I don’t really expect a response. But that’s it. That’s my vague, smut shaped idea. Two adults, having sex, in a boarding school setting.
…it was this or. Human-on-Furry stuff. A human stud “out on safari” fucking anthro women. Lionesses, Gazelles, Zebras, Avians of all kinds. If that’s your jam, you can hit me up for that!
Anyway. That’s really it. All of my previous prompts are still available! If your pitch is good enough I’ll respond! This prompt will be open as long as it’s up!
That’s all I got.
Cheers!
Posted Apr 7, 2026, 11:19 AM UTC