So what now back to all time highs like nothing happened?

This has to be one of histories greatest pump and dumps he instantly shocked the market made it tank over 11% then trumph and his goons making hundreds of millions on the way down and up.

Completely destabilizes the world economy only to TACO out letting Iran open a toll both to make millions more and completely removing historical sanctions and screwing retail once again. ( by retail I mean me specifically)

The question is what play is next calls on open puts on oil? Maybe wait till next week when we get news of the strait is closed again or something? I dunno I give up I’ll just buy an ETF and pretend I’m a normie from now on.