If I had a collection of tapeworms (from the fur off of a cats ass like sesame seed sprinkles) in a small vial and I dumped said vial into a salad and fed it to someone, what would happen?
PSA:I have two questions I will post separately. They are not related lol and there’s no way to ask one without the other sounding sus. So in case anyone wants clarification on if this is a thing I’m asking for myself lol.
If something were to happen if ingested in that way unknowingly or even consented to, how long would it take do you think for symptoms to show? Taking into consideration that not all tapeworms stuck to cats asses would all be alive but if they were alive the tapeworms take a while regardless to grow into something large enough to show either weight loss in the host or any other signs.
What happens if it wouldn’t be maliciously and someone has a small underground tapeworm sprinkle company? Advertisement can be competitively targeted to current weight loss options. Or if you are just interested in buying tapeworms ethically sourced from combing cats ass fur?
Posted Apr 8, 2026, 2:38 AM UTC