Don’t tell me I am reading the room wrong

I can’t be the only one.

I’m skilled at reading the room. I can tell that Shelly and Sarah have an undisclosed problem with each other. Nathan is upset about something unrelated. Everyone is faking their enjoyment.

So when I say “I think she is upset with me” I have mounds of intangible data that support it. Don’t tell me I am wrong.

I’m right every fucking time. I know when people are mad at me. Even when they don’t realize it yet.