Will colonoscopy photos work for spell??

I love this man so much that I want to completely disregard his will and what’s best for him and turn him into a zombie who does what I want and will never leave me. I am thinking of binding him to me. Instead of being fucking normal and just like doing a basic love spell or whatever, I was thinking of maybe doing a binding where I superglue his Facebook profile picture to my colonoscopy imaging bc I know he likes anal, offering that to him is the only way I can get him to text me back or acknowledge my existence. Also if colonoscopy images don’t work I have Pap smear results to bind him to my cervix. Maybe I should do both??? Will this backfire and accidentally bind my cervix to my rectum?????

Thoughts?????