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Odgelus701

GOATTORE >>>>>>>>>Cuckitano

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Cuckitano is the most pathetic "number 1" in history πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cuckitano has FAILED every battle and mission he was assigned to and BETRAYED the Fatui by pursuing his own pathetic goals to serve the Pyro Archon instead.

Meanwhile GOATTORE has succesfully become the new God of Teyvat and the malware of Irminsul and will become the fifth descender singlehandedly all while remaining loyal to the Tsaritsa and her cause. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I

It's hilarious to imagine Dottore obliterating Cucktano with a mere 1% of his power for being the pathetic traitor he is πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

At this point we should ban all Capitano posts just like what we did to Arlecchino and Columbina posts lmfao.

Posted Apr 8, 2026, 2:40 AM UTC

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