42 [M4F] Medium Expectations

I think people come into this with unnecessarily high expectations, so I’m going to start with the basics. Here is what I can promise to any woman who chats with me:

1. I’m a normal, handsome 42 year old married man from the US with above average intelligence.

2. I will be available to chat more often than not, including days, nights and weekends. And bank holidays.

3. I will not be creepy or send unsolicited dick pics.

4. I will send unsolicited pet and food pics.

5. I will make you laugh.

That’s it. Maybe we’ll hit it off and there will be more benefits than this, or maybe not. Only one way to find out (which is to chat or DM me and say hello).