Tired of the Eleventh Earl of Mar slander

It's not even that great but I'm starting to think it's actually perfect because so far not a single criticism (of which there is A LOT apparently) of it has been valid 😤

The daddy part (chorus) is not "weird" like the internet seems to think, get your mind out of the gutter. It's funny and, as I interpret it, portrays how arrogant the character of the song is, acting as if his daddy promised him a victory. Maybe wrong interpretation, but point is that it's good writing!!

And I won't hear another bit about how it's repetitive or boring. In WHAT WORLD is it a boring song?? The synth is fantastic frankly and even the writing is superb at parts ("There's a band of light across your eyes" 🎤🎵🕺)

STOP slandering this piece, it's like at least top 3 best on One For The Vine.