How can I expose myself more effectively?

Hello everyone,

I am by far the best skier on the mountain and I am looking to expose myself more often. It hasn’t been received well to start. For example, last weekend I was in the gondola with a nice young couple. They were clearly beginners. When they were done yapping, I felt like they could use my expertise. We were about to get off the gondola and I stood in front of them and told them I would like to expose myself to them. The man got very angry with me and pushed me out of the way and they ran away in terror. Why does the younger generation fear learning so much? Even the education system is broken. I have called my local university several times about giving a presentation and sharing my expertise. I explained to them that I wanted to give a presentation to the students. I said the pizza and French fry method was antiquated and I wanted to expose myself to the students and show them my special French fry. There was silence on the other end. I suspected a mechanical failure so I called back a dozen times until a man answered and said if I keep calling they would contact the police. What the hell? I’ve opened up and contacted several restaurants offering to expose myself, kind of like a trivia night but for skiing.

What am I doing wrong here?