Favorite lesbian “bits”

I’m in my first lesbian relationship and one of my fave parts about it is the bits my girlfriend and I have poking fun at being gay. Example: saying “I hope I’m not pregnant!” Every time one of our periods is late. Or adding “just as the good lord intended” when we talk about strapping or scissoring or other queer sex acts. I’m sure other lesbians do this I would love to hear your fave gay bits!