Pissed His Pants

I was with a pretty girl on a date we enjoyed ourselves. We went for a kiss and I felt something wet on myself. I rushed to the bathroom and was aware that I peed myself. So I rushed to get my phone and asked AI for some quick advice. I came out of the bathroom and she noticed a dark spot on my pants and gave me a cringe face.

I went with the ai and said, "welp my body cried during the kiss just... at the wrong spot," she chuckled awkwardly so I followed up with, "I think I might pee myself again because I released the tension." She stopped laughing and gritted her teeth and said, "your joke missed the landing and broke both its legs." I was an embarrassed statue after that.

moral of the story DON'T TRUST AI FOR CRINGE ADVICE PLEASE!! I still can't recover from that...