MMW: By the end of this week, Karoline Leavitt will declare victory

Date: April 10, 2026. (And maybe as soon as today, April 8.)

Evidence: Trump already posted on social this morning that "there will be no enriched uranium." And he's claiming that he scared the Iranians into opening the Strait of Hormuz.

Leavitt will move the goalposts and focus on the Strait of Hormuz, as if that was the reason for the war. She'll say Trump forced Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz, and therefore, we won. Moreover, she'll say the pussies in NATA should have done it, but were too cowardly, so heroic Trump had to step up and do it for them. She'll say Trump saved the world from an energy and economic crisis, and take credit for oil prices coming down. Regarding uranium, ballistic missiles, etc., she will simply flat-out lie and say the Iranians agreed to give that up. By the time the two-week ceasefire is over, the media will have moved on.

• MAGAs will believe Trump won, because they believe anything Trump says.
• Everyone else will just be relieved it's over.
• Dems will call for impeachment, GOP will stand by Trump.
• Trump will immediately create a new crisis to distract from this one.
• Rinse and repeat.