34 [F4M] You deserve good things and I want to be one of them

Pagod na yung mga chismosa sa paligid ko kakahanap ng update sa lovelife ko 😭 I’m looking for my forever kakampi at rason para may ipakilala akong bago—yung tipong pati pamilya ko mapapa-“ah, siya na ba?”

Sana mabuti kang tao… at hindi mo ako gagawing siomai pls.

About me:

• From the land of heroes (pero malapit lang sa MM), walang NPA sa lugar namin

• Yung tipo ng ate na crush ng mga kaklase ng kapatid at usual na gustong ireto ng mga nanay sa mga anak nila

• I work in healthcare—so yes, tell me where it hurts and rate your pain on a scale of 1–10; mahabang patience, and I run on caffeine

• Prangka, witty, chill but vocal sa gusto at ayaw (no guessing games here)

• Fur mom 🐶

• Madaldal ako at di nauubusan ng kwento—but I can handle deep, mature conversations too

• Malambing pa sa kambing (sa tamang tao)

• Hopeless romantic (craving a love so deep that the ocean would be jealous) Pablo Nerudaaa 🥹

• Sabi nila I look younger than my age kaya lapitin ng senior high at college students 😭 pero don’t worry, fully developed na frontal cortex ko so guaranteed matured na ako

You:

• May faith in God

•Single (single single—walang sabit, walang ex na nagmumulto)

•Age: 34–38

•Pass sa panot/napapanot (sorry, preference lang)

• Tall— around 5’9–5’11 (non-nego)

• Fit (para match tayo—baka hingalin ka pag naghabulan tayo sa hagdan 😂)

• Kayang buhatin ako in case of zombie apocalypse (very important)

• Attractive enough to wipe away my pagod sa duty and galit sa mundo when I see your face

• Presentable—yung di ko ikakahiya isama sa reunion

•Hygienic

• Knows how to communicate

• High value, may moral compass, and good character

• Emotionally available (not here to fix anyone)

• Sensitive and may EQ

• Hindi takot sa commitment

• Soft spoken + good speaking voice (pass sa boses mickey mouse/doraemon)

• Patient and willing to listen sa rants & work chismis (sumbungera ako)

• Attentive, responsible, and may accountability

• Someone who will make my life better, not more complicated

• Funny and hindi masyadong seryoso—life is already hard

• Maginoo at hindi bastos—di for you ang post ko kung manyakis ka

• May PhilHealth at government ID (basic requirements po)

If you think you fit the role, send an intro—tell me about yourself and:

Bakit deserve mong maipakilala sa aso ko? Also, ilan na nasapak mo?

Sana pinadala ka ni Lord… hindi sugo ni satanas 😌

Shoot your shot—let’s see if we vibe. Send a pic agad para di sayang oras. May the odds be ever in your favor 🩷