[M4F] New age parenting strikes again

"And you're sure this will make us closer?" I ask with an arched brow, failing to hold back a derisive little snort.

"Don't be like that, you always dismiss things before you try them," you respond, staring right through me with a severe look. With your arms sternly folded, it was a sight I'd seen too many times to count. Much to my chagrin, it still worked on me.

"It's all over the parenting forums, for reconnecting with college aged kids," you add after a moment, expression softening. "And it does make a lot of sense when you stop and think about it."

"In what world does fucking my own mother make sense?"

With a sharp gasp, you shoot me a wide eyed look before covering your mouth. "Language. I don't care if you're an adult, no one talks like that under this roof."

Before I could rebut, you'd already lifted a dismissive palm toward me. "Nuh uh uh. Listen. Skin to skin contact is the number one thing they recommend for moms with new children. Common sense and scientific studies both agree there. It's good for bonding. But people don't grow out of that. So much of ourselves is bound to touch and sensation. Being close is good for people. I'm a hugger, and I'm a lot happier than you are, Mr. Grumpy."

I try to slip in a sigh in response, but once you're started on something there's little stopping you.

"And if two people have an orgasm together, it's hard for them to not be on the same wavelength, don't you think? I feel like we'd understand each other a lot more and there wouldn't be any more walls between us if you just gave it a chance. If it works for us, great, mom's a clever cookie. And if it doesn't work for us, well, we'll have our answer, won't we?"

"Just give it a try. For me?" Shooting me a doe eyed look with that softened tone, it was no wonder I caved.

"Not fair. It's impossible to argue with you when you do that," I reply with a drawn out, defeated exhale.

"Well, you shouldn't argue with me anyway. Now, let's find somewhere comfortable."

A new age mom finds some forums with weird ideas about mending distant relationships and voila. I'm thinking crunchy vibes gone way too far, just don't go too legit crazy cuckoo lady. I want you to be loving, but not in love with me. You just want to feel close to your distant son again now that he's grown and going off on his own, even if it's through very unorthodox means. I'd prefer if dad wasn't in the picture, not really looking for a cucking or comparison angle here with this one.

Kinks include: incest (obviously), risky sex, riding, teasing, handjobs, blowjobs, partially clothed sex, lingerie, barebacking.

Limits: Excessive body hair, bad hygiene, feet, noncon, bathroom stuff, violence, any mentions of blood, animals, foodplay, unrealistic proportions, futa anything.