my ex casually told her friend i was the guy on the bike. i was at home in another city eating briyani 🤨

so me and my ex broke up like 6 to 8 months ago. it was mutual but messy, lots of fights. we saw it coming long back and we were both exhausted by the end.

anyway, she was hanging out with her friend when some random guy pulled up on a bike with a helmet on. she straight up told her friend she was going out with me… and then got on the bike with him. her friend could not even tell if it was me because of the helmet, so she just believed it.

That friend knows one of my friends, who then texted me asking if I was in the city. I said no. she did not believe me, so I literally had to send a picture of my room to prove it.

and apparently my ex had already told her friend a while back that she was "seeing someone" and used me as a cover to go out with someone else, who may or may not be the same person she is seeing lol.

honestly I found the whole thing hilarious, couldn't stop laughing LMAOOO. and the funniest part? I genuinely feel nothing about it. zero. which somehow makes it even funnier. I'm way happier being single right now like a child labourer who just got released 🌝