My review of Tooshi the Turtle Dino, a penetrable from Bad Dragon.



**Price: $110 USD**

\-I got mine as part of the "Super Smash Bundle" with Kooper, which was $185.



**Weight: 1.994kg**

\-Very heavy.  One of the heaviest penetrables I own.



**Approximate Dimensions: 200mm (L) x 145mm (W) x 160mm (H)**

\-Pleasantly bulbous buttcheeks. 

\-Longer than most penetrables, so most members won't pop out the back.



**Color: Tooshi's Natural ("a cream white bottom with matching belly that is split with a UV-reactive leafy green")**

\-Green back and shell, white belly and butt.

\-Pretty loyal to the source material, other than the shell, which lacks the red and white coloration of the original.



**Tightness: Moderate**

\-Quite middle of the road, neither the entrance nor innards are particularly tight or loose.



**Build Quality: 5/5**

\-Looks and feels very robust.

\-Clean pour with minimal flashing around the entrance.

\-Long term, I always worry about the tear potential of sphincter grooves, but hopefully these ones are smooth enough to avoid splits.



**Aesthetics: 3/5**

\-Matches the cartoonish quality of the source material, but because of this, it's somewhat lacking in surface detail.

\-The color distribution is clean and symmetrical, but with just two colors, it's not as ambitious as some toys these days.



**Sensation: 3/5**

\-Rather than simulating an anus or vagina, the interior simulates a gravid cloaca, with around half a dozen egg bumps.

\-Collectively, these bumps feel nice, but there's no profound texture change like you'd get with a simulated prostate or cervix.



**Versatility: 4/5**

\-Blessed with heft, this toy makes for a nice humpable, but since the top and bottom are curved, you'll probably want a towel for stabilization.

\-It can be held with one hand, but that hand may tire quickly.  Better for two hand use.

\-The stubby tail allows easy access whether it's facing up or down.



**Ease of Cleaning: 4/5**

\-The heft and large surface area make cleaning more laborious, but the smooth surfaces make it easier.

\-The fingers of my left and right hands can meet in the middle, although not by much.

  
**Conclusions**

\-Tooshi's weight is arguably its greatest asset, as few penetrables possess sufficient heft to serve well as humpables.

\-The tightness and texture intensity are very average, so I think this toy will nicely accommodate most users.

\-Since it lacks sharp angles, I suspect this toy will have good durability in the long run.

Review: Tooshi the Turtle Dino