Mainline Sonic Returnal?

"Mainline Sonic on May 15"? LMAO, No. Mainline Sonic is NOT on May 15, In-fact, Mainline Sonic returns NEVER. That's right, NEVER. Screw you losers, I'm gonna 3-star Chapter 1 in The Battle Bricks now.

(if you couldnt tell this is satire btw)