Why do I play this game?!?!

“Operator SilverFox6913 successfully survived initial wipe-day surge, secured multiple high-value assets, located advanced optics and demolition materials, and avoided death for the duration of the mission.”

“Excellent. What caused mission failure?”

“Two red school backpacks, sir.”

“Enemy action?”

“No, sir.”

“Then what happened?”

“Clerical expiration.”

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