I agreed to be spitroasted earlier, should i be worried?

So I agreed to a spitroast earlier, should i be worried?

I agreed to be the bottom of a spitroast earlier. It hasn't happened yet, and it might not happen at all, but should i be worried?

Anyway I don't want to be criticized for being queer around my mom and stuff so I don't even wanna shave the rest of the hair on my leg off.

But I also want to be putting my mouth on a lot of things even though I'm missing teeth and i smoke, so i don't blame anyone for me being a turnoff. At least my butt looks nicer.