30 [F4A] Pennsylvania/online - Nerdy brat looking for all sorts of virtual shenanigans

30, F, originally from Pennsyltucky, spent time in VA, TX, the great country of Germany, and am now back in the Commonwealth where it all began. Software engineer (aka glorified project manager) by trade, philosophy and history major by diploma, Calvinist by conviction (and in the OKC tradition..."it's important"), Kantian by sentence length and structure, and sexual deviant by inclination.

Non sexual interests: Linux, reading, nature, philosophy, politics (US, European...do ask me about current events, maybe get a snarky response).

I'm fairly sarcastic and non-bullshit but apparently also kinda sweet? Idk, reviews currently oscillate between extremes here.

As for the stuff you're actually here for: BDSM, rough sex, body writing, humiliation, female feet, elaborate roleplaying scenes, teasing.

Just don't be boring or low effort and we'll get along just fine; be actually interesting and we're still talking three weeks from now.