weird ways to remember stuff in school??

the ONLY WAY I can remember shit in school is by making up dumb little stories and imagining stuff.

i remember hemoglobins carry oxygen by picturing homo(sexual)-goblins pretending to carry big boxes like mimes

i remember csc=h/o by thinking about calling a cat like "cscscs" instead of "pspsps" and then calling the cat a "hoe" (h/o).

i remember sec=h/a like someone saying "this will only take one sec" and then it taking a ridiculously long time so you laugh at them "haha" (h/a).

i remember cot=a/o like someone saying something suggestive about having sex on a cot and someone else replying "AAYOO??" (a/o).

i remember, in french, past participles go subject-"avoir"-past participle by thinking "I have PP"

DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS??? I've done this for so long i don't even think i could stop if i wanted to.