Did Melania Issue Her Denial Ahead of Foreign Interference?

Play out this theory with me:

Trump joins Israel for war with Israel because Netanyahu reveals he has kompromat on Trump re: Epstein allegations. Says Trump needs to join war or bad stuff will be leaked.

Trump signs on. Lock step with Bibi. But it’s a total failure. Not a quick fix like Venezuela. Gas prices shoot up, American blood is spilled, and poll numbers are in the toilet. Even GOP electeds are starting to whiff at dumping Trump. He needs an off ramp.

Prez issues his “8 pm or else!” Prime time warning to compel an agreement. Celebrations abound for ceasefire and Iranian supposed agreement to 10-point plan brokered by Pakistan (a novice in intermediary discussions). Yay!

But Israel thinks it’s a free agent. It wants to be a free agent. And it doesn’t care what Trump agrees to. It bombs the daylights out of Lebanon. People die.

Trump tells Bibi to get with the program. “I’m the Prez! You must do what I say! And I need this to wind down.” Not so fast, Bibi says. “What about that nasty news I have about you and Epstein? Maybe it’s time I drop that bomb, too.”

Melania sees the writing on the wall. She will outlive Trump and she and Barron need to be in a good place. “Release the hounds,” she snarls from the podium.